100 is such a nice number

It's time for report cards class. How many of you can count to 100? Jimmy A+, Susie B-, Rachel C, 'savior of the world' D.

Oh I'm sorry 'sotw' you can count to 100, but you have not accomplished anything meaningful before you reached 100. 100 days that is. Yes we're actually talking about the first 100 days of the newly elected 'savior of the world.'

While the rest of the world is drooling over the accomplishments, I am simply drooling. I realize there are a number of possibilities as to why I am drooling, but that's beside the point. Consider these possibilities:

-A private sector company's president was ousted
-Numerous high level appointees have been turned down or stepped down because they didn't pay taxes
-We now pay to kill babies in foreign countries
-We are allowed to make and kill babies in the name of research
-Known enemies of the state are now free
-Other known enemies of the state will go free
-Enemies of the state are laughing uproariously at us because they know we won't really hurt them anymore
-TRILLIONS of dollars have been thrown away and my portfolio is still in the toilet

By now you may be saying 'wow, he's lost it.' Well folks, there are verifiable stories for each one of the above mentioned actions. Now you know why I'm drooling. I'm seething so bad, it's just leaking out.

You wanted change. You got it. How's it going now? Not so good? Too bad you were fooled by all of the rhetoric.

If you think 100 is a nice number, just wait until we get to 1000. By then things should be bad enough that you'll finally see the truth.

As for me, I've got a drooling problem to control.