Monday, June 16, 2008

God's sprinkler system

If you haven't figured it out by now, I believe in God.

I also believe in sprinkler systems.

Do you believe that God cares about sprinkler systems? I do.

Over the last 4 days I have embarked on a journey to the center of the earth. OK it was only 18 inches, but it seemed like it was deeper to my office-job-weakened-muscles. This was my time to resurrect something from the dead - my sprinkler system.

It was dealt a lethal blow by the excavators last fall. I knew then that I would lose my system if I didn't do something so I severed the one zone I thought would be affected. I failed to remember that there was a feeder line AND electrical lines between my two valve boxes. I was enlightened to that fact when I saw extra line and electrical lines in the grips of the back hoe.

I was dreading this project most of the winter because I thought I would have to call in professionals.

As I was digging the 18 inch by 100 foot trench this last week, I ran into a number of "coincidences" or "good luck" or "fortunate" events.

-First my 5 year-old accidentally found the wire from the first valve box. He was helping me dig the trench and simply stumbled on it. It saved me about 40 feet of digging plus any time looking for the hidden wire.

-Second I found a broken zone that I did not know about. I would have eventually found this, but the fact that it was right in the trench I dug was an amazing find.

-Third, I found the end of a zone I knew had taken a hit, but planned to leave it unconnected. Since I found it, it was easy to reconnect.

-Fourth, when I connected what I thought was the supply line, it turned out to be the disconnected zone. Guess where the supply line was pouring out? Yep right in my trench! So I swapped the connections and had the supply line up and running.

-Fifth, I found the second set of wires with little effort. I was a little concerned that I had the wrong wire when a portion of that wire went down almost to China. It went straight down for a LONG way - likely due to being caught in the back hoe. After digging down the depth of a long shovel, I gave up and simply used the line I had found. It turned out to be the right wire.

So these five things combined with the fact that I was able to reconnect the electrical lines and the water lines with no MAJOR hassles was such an exciting endeavor that I really had to consider whether God himself was helping me. I rarely if ever have projects get completed without some major issues. This was beyond anything I expected.

He doesn't promise us that life will be easy. But He does promise us that He will be with us and that He will take care of us.

The Bible tells us that He has the hairs on our heads numbered. So if He counts hair, He can certainly help with sprinkler systems. I KNOW He did with mine.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

RSVP

When I was a kid, I made up the words for RSVP - Respond Soon Very Please. Of course the grammer is slightly askew, but hey it worked for me.

Over the years we have encountered a number of people who do NOT respond, not soon, and not at all. People forget, get busy, or simply don't care and as a result don't respond to you. In recent weeks this has intensified as we've had no less than 5 encounters where people have not responded to us.

It starts when I leave a message saying "please call me." It gets a little more specific when I say "please let me know your decision." And finally I've even said, "Please call me either way so I know your status."

A majority of these encounters are with young people who have interviewed with us. They indicated a desire to work with our daughter, but then fail to follow through. Most simply do not call back at all. Others state that they will call, but don't.

So what have we instilled in this generation that makes them think that they can hide behind their cell phones and text messages? Have we forgotten to teach them common courtesy? After all, even if you don't want the job how hard is it to say to someone, "I've decided not to accept the position." It's not as if the prospective employer is your best friend, you haven't even worked for them yet.

I know that each generation tends to complain about what the next generation is lacking. Well this is my complaint - the current 18-25 somethings are lacking in the "courtesy gene." Perhaps they never had it passed on to them, or perhaps it's not a gene after all, but an environmental issue - their parents never taught them. Either way, it's annoying.

Of course with every problem, you should offer a solution or you're simply part of the problem. So my solution is this:

With each interview, I now charge a $5 interviewing fee. Yep that's right, if you want to talk with me about a job it costs you a five spot. This will be refunded if you return my calls AND return for your first shift. If you don't call me then hey I just got myself a free gallon of gas for my trouble - but that's a subject for another post.